December 2010
6 posts
The Italian Bugler
Found out from my brother today that Custer’s bugler was an Italian named Giovanni Martini (history names him John Martin). He was sent with a message for reinforcements that never came. But he survived. This is how I imagine the conversation went as he rode along with General Custer.
Giovanni: Hey, Georgie, it’sa kinda quiet. Don ya think? Custer: I’m drunk. Giovanni: Maybe we...
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