The Italian Bugler
Found out from my brother today that Custer’s bugler was an Italian named Giovanni Martini (history names him John Martin). He was sent with a message for reinforcements that never came. But he survived. This is how I imagine the conversation went as he rode along with General Custer. Giovanni: Hey, Georgie, it’sa kinda quiet. Don ya think? Custer: I’m drunk. Giovanni: Maybe we...
In the future, robots will give us mobile grab-ass.