I like the Olympics because I get to shout “STICK IT!” without reproach.
I have a ref acquaintance...
Also learned from Olympics basketball: You can get the ref to call a foul on your opponent by doing your worst Stanley Kowalski impression, hands in the air and agony on your face.
Learning the Olympics
Apparently, while losing a race in a boat, it’s impossible to JUST ROW FASTER.
Learning the Olympics
Apparently in European rules basketball, face raking, body slamming, and tripping are all legal. Also, it’s okay for you to tuck the ball against your hip and run nine steps without dribbling.
They finished getting freaky and now battle through a burning airship.
Terrible Terrible Terrible
Deeply saddened by the news of the shooting. Stay safe, everyone.
They’re getting freaky.
Miss Worded: Release Date: August 27th →
missworded: That’s the date you can get your hot little hands on RAGNAR AND JULIET: CONCUBINE BOOGALOO! It’s got more tail! More sluttery! More spiders! More nuns! And more overthrowing of an evil emperor who enslaves women! If you don’t like that last part, well then there might be something wrong with…
Brother-in-law's video game is live on Kickstarter →
Is that my wife, Zoë Archer, in a video for a game app on Kickstarter? Yes! Because her brother is developing the game (in which you use the GPS capabilities of your phone to wage *virtual* war on your friends) and I made the video.
My brother’s girlfriend’s daughter is going to London for the Olympics with her high school choir. I am jelly. I say “jelly” because I’m getting ready to impersonate a high school student so I can fake my way into the trip. It’s going to be radical.
Southern California Author Type Appearance
laurendane: So if you live in Southern California or you feel like a trip out to Anaheim on July 25th, I’ll be part of the huge (400 author huge) Literacy Booksigning at the RWA National Conference from 5 - 8 pm at the Anaheim Convention Center! I’ll be at table 803 with salted caramels, hi chews and lollipops as well as my books so come say hey!
missshirley replied to your post: Perfume sounds rather like a euphemism for farting. Yes. But if I was a famous perfume maker, I would be lauded for it.
I’d like to become a perfume maker, so the newspapers can write that I’ve “released a new fragrance.”
Hey, DVD player, you don’t know me. That “Bye” on your display when I turned you off was a little too familiar. Let’s keep this relationship professional.
Brickle: “Gonna keep eating ice cream until I hear that click” -Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sundae
Tell me your sandwich
I’m thinking about meatloaf sliders with pickled onions and miso glaze on challah rolls. Tell me your sandwich…