August 2012
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I like the Olympics because I get to shout “STICK IT!” without reproach. 
Aug 1st
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July 2012
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Jul 30th
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I have a ref acquaintance...
Also learned from Olympics basketball: You can get the ref to call a foul on your opponent by doing your worst Stanley Kowalski impression, hands in the air and agony on your face.
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Learning the Olympics
Apparently, while losing a race in a boat, it’s impossible to JUST ROW FASTER.
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Learning the Olympics
Apparently in European rules basketball, face raking, body slamming, and tripping are all legal.  Also, it’s okay for you to tuck the ball against your hip and run nine steps without dribbling.
Jul 29th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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I'm writing:
The End.
Jul 22nd
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I'm writing:
They finished getting freaky and now battle through a burning airship.
Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Terrible Terrible Terrible
Deeply saddened by the news of the shooting.  Stay safe, everyone.
Jul 20th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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I'm writing:
They’re getting freaky.
Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
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Miss Worded: Release Date: August 27th →
missworded: That’s the date you can get your hot little hands on RAGNAR AND JULIET: CONCUBINE BOOGALOO! It’s got more tail! More sluttery! More spiders! More nuns! And more overthrowing of an evil emperor who enslaves women! If you don’t like that last part, well then there might be something wrong with…
Jul 17th
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Brother-in-law's video game is live on Kickstarter →
Is that my wife, Zoë Archer, in a video for a game app on Kickstarter?  Yes! Because her brother is developing the game (in which you use the GPS capabilities of your phone to wage *virtual* war on your friends) and I made the video.
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jelly
My brother’s girlfriend’s daughter is going to London for the Olympics with her high school choir.  I am jelly.  I say “jelly” because I’m getting ready to impersonate a high school student so I can fake my way into the trip. It’s going to be radical.
Jul 17th
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Southern California Author Type Appearance
laurendane: So if you live in Southern California or you feel like a trip out to Anaheim on July 25th, I’ll be part of the huge (400 author huge) Literacy Booksigning at the RWA National Conference from 5 - 8 pm at the Anaheim Convention Center!  I’ll be at table 803 with salted caramels, hi chews and lollipops as well as my books so come say hey!
Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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missshirley replied to your post: Perfume sounds rather like a euphemism for farting. Yes.  But if I was a famous perfume maker, I would be lauded for it.
Jul 16th
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Perfume
I’d like to become a perfume maker, so the newspapers can write that I’ve “released a new fragrance.”
Jul 16th
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Hey, DVD player, you don’t know me.  That “Bye” on your display when I turned you off was a little too familiar.  Let’s keep this relationship professional.
Jul 15th
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Brickle: “Gonna keep eating ice cream until I hear that click” -Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sundae
Jul 14th
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Tell me your sandwich
I’m thinking about meatloaf sliders with pickled onions and miso glaze on challah rolls. Tell me your sandwich…
Jul 13th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 4th
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